sursy

A term commonly used in the South to denote a small, unexpected gift. Pronounced "sir see."

A sursy is the kind of small, inexpensive gift one would give to close friends or family for no special occasion, particularly to show affection or thanks.

by Stephanie Harris May 23, 2006

Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

surf stoke

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board

Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"

by jcattillson October 13, 2011

Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

by Zipdox June 20, 2018

sure

The WORST response to a "Yes" or "No" question.

The response you give when you don't 100% want to say "Yes" but also don't want to say "No". "Sure" is the answer you use when on the fence about something, but is not an acceptable response to Y/N questions.

Phil: Do you want to go to the movies?

Sarah: Sure

Phil: (pause) Is that a "Yes" or "No"?

Sarah: Sure, I will go to the movies.

Phil: But I asked if you WANTED to go to the movies.

Sarah: And I said sure.

Phil: (leaves)

by melissuhann July 20, 2014

Sury

Sury is the name of a girl who is really funny, kind, loyal, and hot. She is the best friend she will be the best friend you ever have and should be happy to know her. She also is very cautious about things and doesn't like to become friends just anyone. Something goes for the people she dates. If she ever likes you or you date a Sury be happy it will be the best person you can ever date. Not only because of all of her character traits but her beauty

Boy : Woah who's that
Boy 2 : oh that's Sury she's so hot right I know dam I'd kill to be with her fine ass

by Guess,guess,guess January 7, 2018

virgin surprise

When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.

Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.

by Sylvester Johnson July 3, 2006