The Strokes

The Strokes are this amazing band that basically all knew each other before the band started. I find it funny that a couple of them got kicked out of whatever schools they were going to at the time. These amazing guys just care about the music, the good times, and the fact that they can spend time together. They love what they do. They love bringing out a sort of music style that wasn't out there before the Strokes existed. As long as they're satisfied with themselves, and they're convinced that they're doing the best they can, they're happy. They love to have fun. Sometimes it looks like they screw around all the time (and sometimes they take it in the literal sense), but I think that their fun time and their music time is pretty equal - considering all of the awesome home videos and movies about them and then considering all of the awesome music out there. It's hard to pick a favorite, so I won't. I'm satisfied with staring at my shring of pictures in my locker at school of all of them. Although Nick, I would really like guitar lessons (Albert can help out). And if Fab could teach me how to make my sculptures and stuff in art NOT come out to be gigantic blobs, that would make me happy, as well. How about all of the Strokes just come up to where I live? Just live there. Forever.

The Strokes are in the modern age, they're in control but under control (only they can do that... *muse*), they're just barely legal, they like spending time alone together, they can't win but will someday - oh, they're so hard to explain!!

(I luffs them.)

by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive/Stroke Number Six February 11, 2005

Stroker

A girlfriend that will not allow you to fuck her and is only willing to give you hand jobs.

Phil: Poor Tom, his gf doesn't let him bone
Bob: Yea she's a stroker

by Jisser August 30, 2009

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

strokle

A circle of three or more beings (usually more so creepy than average) stroking eachother everlastingly.

We had the biggest strokle at that hot party the other night!

by 3.14 Dance Squad June 5, 2007

stronzo

Italian slang for "asshole." Carries connotation of dumb-ass tendencies in addition to obnoxiousness.

"That fuckin' stronzo thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Looks like it's gonna take our friends Smith & Wesson to convince the dumb fuck otherwise."

by Sport September 9, 2003

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

left stroke

Something Kendrick Lamar made up that only he knows the meaning of and everyone else just accepts and chants - As in almost all rap lyrics. It's a slam at Big Sean's failed diss track supposedly.

My left stroke just went viral.

by hrgie75 January 20, 2018