Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011

Scemoic

Scemoic is a adjective that describes someone/something as Scene (sce), Emo (mo) and Epic (ic). Combining all three words scene, emo and epic; will give you Scemoic!

*Girl walks out of Hot Topic's dressing room with all black dress, lace gloves, blue and black hair extensions, dark make-up and goth jewelry*

Girl: "How do I look?"

Boy: "You look very scemoic... It's amazing and I like it!"<3

Girl and Boy: *Hugs*

or

*walks into goth room*

Girl: *Gazes around* -Gasp in excitement- "This room is so Scemoic!"

by The muffin man! October 23, 2011

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

Stamosin'

Obsequiousness in the presence of muscleman/popular celebrities. AKA hulk hogan, Shaquille, J-lo, or other steroid pumped up athletes...soccer, NFL, mma.

"Dude, did you see the staff Hollywood little people backstage when Dolf-fucking-Lundgren walked in?"
"They were totally
Stamosin'

I was Stamosin' when the wrestling king of north Madison WI, bought a few groceries at my local grocery store and stood behind me in line to check out when I was picking up some top ramen.

by Dingleball December 28, 2016

snemoral

A word communally used as normally snorting

"Wow fred, did you just snemoral!?"

by Society.real February 12, 2017

shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein

ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.

by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017

Shemosabe

A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.

Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!

by Mr Serendipity July 28, 2017