squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

bubble gum squirts

When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.

Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.

Bill:Why what do you mean?

Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.

Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.

Tom:Well u asked.

by Jack Meioff over and over February 16, 2014

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

squirepin

a begginer bowler

thst guys a bloody squirepin

by miles April 19, 2003

Squirsh

The act of gathering for the purpose or dipping or that act itself.

You want to go squirsh after track? I only squirshed once yesterday.

by The Big Dirty April 30, 2009

Squireton

A mythical robot said to live in the high village known as Marshmellow Kingdom. There are currently 1-4 types, each with a different color wine and tuxedo.

Did you hear about the squiretons?

by Justin Millerson February 21, 2012

Squirellin

Weird as fuck, When somebody is really hyper, or when somebody is saying something that doesnt make any sense

Jennifer, you're squirellin

by SLANGINFO April 11, 2012