Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 9, 2018

Shitty Mc Squidward

When something extremely annoying and unfortunate is occurring over and over and over again.

*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"

by Ralphistic January 2, 2015

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

olympic skidmarks

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics

I can see that you have olympic skidmarks

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Squidward's Nose

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019

Squidward

A white, skinny ass person who is lazy and can't think straight

Squidward was being pasty again.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011