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spread it on

1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone fired up. Mayor Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001 drug bust.

2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the Linwood House, Todd shouted “SPREAD IT ON” before cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.

2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.
by FootballGirl69 February 18, 2020
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spreadsheet simulator

Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.
For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!
by my name is not billy December 29, 2020
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Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
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jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.
by navyed06 June 18, 2007
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Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.
"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020
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Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.
Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021
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