Spoopy

Something you call someone who is not nice, and who steals forks from your house.

You spoopy, you stole my forks! Wtf?!?!

by Salty_shaker August 4, 2018

Chav Spoons

Fingers, used to eat crap fast food on the street when quality plastic cutlery is not available.

Give us a feel, Katy" "Piss off, Peter! Yer chav spoons are all greasy from that KFC

by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011

spooph

splattering sperm all over your body and licking it off

i splurted my sperm all over and ate

by turkey jissoms April 4, 2003

spoop

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

by shell hunter March 6, 2013

spoopy

After you have had anal sex and think you've gotten yourself all cleaned out, but a half hour later (when you're in an aisle at the supermarket) you fart and more than gas comes out.... a mix of sperm and poopy--a spoopy--makes its way into your panties.

I accidentally got spoopy on my boyfriend last night when we were cuddling after having anal sex.

by AANADAMAA June 7, 2017

Spooshed

A term used to describe the act of a man cumming into another mans asshole.

You should of seen it John!, I spooshed so hard into James asshole that cum was dripping out after!

by Jake mcqueen July 9, 2011

spoonsturbating

When you're masturbating really hard and violently with a spoon. And is kind of a fetish to some weird ass people.

My dick hurts from spoonsturbating really hard.

by Spoonfetishpeopleboys January 28, 2017