splut

1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.

"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"

"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

spurter

A wanker/masturbator. Someone who doesn't get regular sex.

"That cunt's a spurter"

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

splut

A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.

That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!

by w0rdchef August 5, 2011

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005

Slurt

A man or woman who is a slut, but instead of having sex in a bed they do it in the DIRT!!

I knew you were easy, but i never knew you were a slurt.

by Roman Flores July 5, 2007

SpurthiParuchuri

A leopard. Something contingent.

"Oh shit son, was that a leopard?

naw dawg that was a SpurthiParuchuri"

by Menjay February 7, 2010