Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

cunt spludging

Sexual act in which a females bits are massaged by her partners knee. Usually assosiated with fat girls who have more sweat than vagina juice down there

Fancy a bit of cunt spludging daling? Why yes after I eat this pie deer

by caseone March 26, 2011

Splarge

A word used by teens in Britain. It's really a stupid and pointless words that idiots use to sound cool when in reality they sound like freaks.

Me: Hi David!!
David: Splarge!!
Me:...wtf!!?
David:.........i love you?..

by Fruffy Mittens March 22, 2011

splunge

To take a big shit.

I need to go splunge.

by Dan April 4, 2004

splunge

When You take a shit and a big splash of toilet water comes up and hits your ass.

Dude, I just got splunged.

by nate1993 April 13, 2006

slurg

a governmental senior level review group usually made up of people who already think alike. "group think" is the result, but when a slurg treatise is printed it becomes a flag that many pols salute.

It's not just the Republicans that use a slurg to justify their course of action. Shit, all major parties do it. Maybe Nader is right. We need to rethink the whole damn political process.

by dp916 August 26, 2005