Splooge

to ejaculate manly juices aka sperm.

my roommate left her splooged clothes on the floor

by mrtr July 19, 2018

Splooge

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Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on

by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

splooge hole

1. where splooge comes out of the penis

2.when you dump your splooge in someones asshole

when i was with my girlfriend i splooged in her splooge hole

by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

by velocite3 July 4, 2020

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017