by professor buttons February 20, 2009
Get the Boston splatter mug.Splinters in one's vaginal area.
by g unit May 4, 2004
Get the cricket splinters mug.refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
by Christobon January 8, 2008
Get the log splitter mug.A person stuck in the late 80's and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a woman. A faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or woman.
A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.
Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.
A slattery is the epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)
A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.
Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.
A slattery is the epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)
Person 1: Katie is such a slattery, did you see her wearing that New Kids on the Block sweatshirt!
Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!
Person 3: SO slattery.
Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!
Person 3: SO slattery.
by P*anna March 9, 2007
Get the slattery mug.A rib splitter is a tool made and used in prison. It's a shank that is quickly thrusted into the ribs around the arm pit region deep enough to split the ribs and hopefully penetrate the lungs. This will deflate the lungs and ensure a quick effective shank.
by youneek October 18, 2008
Get the rib splitter mug.Sexual position where the guy is behind with the girl on her side and her top leg is up over his shoulder and he is splitting the Y.
by G-Dog Pounder August 16, 2010
Get the Y splitter mug.When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
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