smft

Stands for so much for that.

Me: Spose you love Bob! *poke*
Artemis: Ewwwwww, no!
Me: So much for that!

by SugarSpider September 5, 2005

smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.

With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.

by chip and pepper February 18, 2008

smoot zong

A person or thing that fails at life

Mother: You never do anything with your life!

Son: I know, im a smoot zong.

by sirflinstone January 20, 2010

warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.

"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN

by chase t February 17, 2006

cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

mr. smooth

Synonymous with a "smooth operator," Mr. Smooth is a a male who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, smoooooth".

Mr. Smooth is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation. If he isn't in control of a situation, he is a master of "faking it until he makes it," typically resulting in making it more awesome for everyone involved.

Often used to describe an experienced, elegant dancer, Mr. Smooth rarely in trouble is rarely in trouble on the dance floor, or anywhere else, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.

That guy has great moves, both on the dance floor and in life, that's why everyone calls him "Mr. Smooth."

by BigDawg43 March 23, 2017