A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.
"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."
by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008
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1.characterized by passing harsh judgement of others in absence of the facts 2. characterized by carelessly hurting others in order to display oneself as superior 3. characterized by responding defensively rather than compassionately when made aware of hurt one has caused others
1.characterized by passing harsh judgement of others in absence of the facts 2. characterized by carelessly hurting others in order to display oneself as superior 3. characterized by responding defensively rather than compassionately when made aware of hurt one has caused others
by LisaLC March 30, 2010
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The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.
There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.
If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.
There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.
If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"
"My smocusing makes me want to quit nicotine bro"
"Smocusing my cold away *sniffle* *snort* *wheeze*"
by ArtimusLeton November 4, 2012
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Get the smocane mug.A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.
by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016
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