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Single parent

Single parent means the parent is the only parent to the child, responsible for all financial, material and emotional needs. It means there is an absence of the other parent as opposed to a co-parent; meaning that the parent is not the only parent regardless of whether or not they are a couple.
I am a single parent. I have my child 7 days a week.
by sexbeyond40 May 22, 2014
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Single

1. For a friendly, considerate, and well-meaning person this can be a great period where one learns a lot about him/herself and life in general. For example, one can learn a lot about going out, meeting new people, and making new friendships that can help her/him in the social marketplace.

2. If one lacks common-sense social skills and/or basic social etiquette it can be a lonely, lonely sausage fest for guys or a trip down Get-Your-Ass-Used-Avenue for girls. Lacking these social skills include: being a douchebag by not bringing one's own liquor to a party or by not letting one's date/new friend talk because s/he is too busy talking about the most boring shit in the world or about her/himself non-stop. Basically, being SINGLE for this person means they better social skill UP. There's a REASON why s/he is single!!!!

3. A time that is desperately needed for serial daters because they need to find out who the f*ck they are and what/who they really want in life.
1. I'm so envious of Malik. He's so happy being single and he's really finding out a lot about himself.

2. No wonder Apple is single. She doesn't know shit about guys or how the dating game works. Poor girl, she keeps meetin douchy assholes that just use her for sex :(

3. That boy seriously needs some single time. All he does is date one girl after another and you can tell he's just dependent on them for emotional support! Wut a weak ass bich!
by hoopladoopla December 28, 2010
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Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.
I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!
by tedwhat April 21, 2010
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Single life

1. A term commonly used by skanks,
Expressing love of single life, because they can't keep a relationship for any longer than a week.

2. Someone that has just emerged from a long-term relationship and is trying to show their ex they're doing better than them.

3. There's a certain breed of people that just care for relationship "the lucky ones".
1. Girl: I love him so much, happiest week of my life!! -2 days later-Getting drunk with my girls Single life

2. Guy1: hey Guy2, I'm loving the freedom of single life no nagging, beers in bed, dinner on the tollet. Its great.

3. Guy: What ever happened to Julie?
Guy2: Ehh didn't workout ay
by pebz47 December 9, 2013
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single date

A person that can't find a date and then takes themselves to the places they would have taken their date on (a movie for one, a dinner for one etc...). A romantic scenario for just one person. aka self date....
Guy 1: Bro, this chick bailed on me and I'm already at the dinner place.

Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!

Guy 1: Nice!!!
by Swimmster June 8, 2018
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Big Single

When you have no boo jaunt so your alone.
Effie: I need a boo to love! I’m so lonley!
Dan: Yup I get you i’m also boo less

Effie: Damn we are both big singles!
by boojoint November 12, 2018
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Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)

Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.

Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
by 001TMR December 29, 2021
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