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Shipping

Something Amazon takes to long to do
Amazon is SHIPPING me a figet cube.
by FifthArrow11 April 20, 2017
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wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.
The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.
by Think October 12, 2004
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Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number
Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.
by K_Lawson January 18, 2009
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Fish Slapping

When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina
"She got pretty pissed when I started fish slapping her"
by Juggs April 22, 2006
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Power Shopping

Getting all your shopping done in a short time scale. Normaly done by males who don't like shopping or don't have the time.
When someone needs to get some new shoes but hates shopping and can only get them in there half hour work break.
by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004
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Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.
We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.
by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008
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happy slapping

Something that you'd think was unimaginable.
A 'Past-time' of gangs of complete idiots who go out and randomly hit/assault/rape people while recording it on their mobile phones, then distribute the video to otherpeople with camera phones.
These people are complete fuckwits that need eradicating from the face of the earth. No one should ever do anything like that to another human being. People like this should be shot so the likes of them will not plague the earth again.
(that happened)

My mate was 'Happy Slapped' when we were all in the park once. He was on his way home, and some random chav walked up to him and hit him while his mate taped it. My friend had to have stitches in his gum as the punch ripped the skin apart inside his mouth to the point that he could get his finger all the way up through his cheek...
by Hiuki July 27, 2005
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