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tight ship

Running a business enterprise as efficient as possible.
We are tired of the jokers who came come and out of this business. We are going to run a tight ship from now on.
by Alphatee March 5, 2018
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Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.
I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.
by caq July 21, 2008
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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
by Dimox January 25, 2018
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Ship-Testing

Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.

This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.

A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.

A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.

A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.

Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:

“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”

“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”

“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”

“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”

“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”

“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 7, 2019
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Amigo-Ship

Amigo-ship is the pairing of four individuals who all share the same personality, and sense of humor. they like watching Will Ferrill movies.
"Wow, we're the greatest Amigo-Ship ever"

"dang, i wanna be in their Amigo-Ship."

"They're the coolest Amigo-Ship ever!"
by durkadurkadurk23 July 18, 2009
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SHG ships

A mediocre shipping account for Sacred Heart-Griffin High school that has lazy and outdated photo editing.
Amy: "Did you see SHG ships, the new SHG shipping account?"
Markie Mark: "Yeah it's pretty mid if I'm being honest..."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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Coin Ship

noun: A pairing of two people/characters that is so popular people would buy merchandise, fan fiction, books, etc. for that specific ship.
Since people loved the idea of Halle and Alan being together so much, I decided to create a photo book featuring them, and it sold out almost immediately. I think I’ve just created a coin ship.

I loved the idea of those two from my favorite show being together, so I bought fanart of them being cute together!
by Erinasuto March 2, 2019
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