egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

ass shaped

when something goes horribly wrong.

I hope everything thing goes okay. You know she will blame it on me if everything goes ass shaped.

by The Riviera Kid May 1, 2011

Shaped

Something that is adorable

“Hey guys look at my cat”
“Oh my god that cat is so shaped”

by mysteriion February 21, 2022

queen shaped

When you rock the chub/fat with style. You've got the curve and you ain't ashamed of it. Slay, bitch!

Josh: Hey, Chad, have you heard of Cyana? She's so queen shaped.

Chad: Tf? Bitch get out of here with yo' waifus

by Miss_Wolfiee March 6, 2020

sweden shapes

Something that is down a boys pants

Can I have the sweden shapes?

by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017

Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

by RAMbozo the Clown December 20, 2008