bottle service

there is a paid version of this and a free version of this, the free one usually gives u a trip to the hosipital

Jordan got free bottle service at Fever, which also entitled VIP seats at the nearest hospital

by S p e c i a l K June 2, 2009

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

mouth lip service

to service a man with oral pleasure.

Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?

by blklax May 29, 2010

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

by Home slice September 8, 2005

half-service

escort slang for head...oral sex

That bitch gives the best half-service I've ever had!

by AlaniLefoxe July 29, 2009

cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

service a bro

The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.

Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro

by RiCKY August 17, 2015