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CAPSLOCK SERIOUS 

being serious enough to resort solely to using capital letters, aided by the convenience of the capslock key.
i will mess you up man, i'm serious
-how serious?

-CAPSLOCK SERIOUS!
CAPSLOCK SERIOUS by ttriblazor October 22, 2011

deadass serious

ARE U SERIOUS??? like r u actually telling the truth fr fr
sam “i got grounded”

bob “are u deadass serious right now”

sam “yea bro sorry”
deadass serious by kermit the crab September 22, 2021

A Serious Dick Diction 

when you have been praying like a saint for a glass of orange milk and you lose all of your bank earnings in one week because of the fact your friend didn't pay you off for the eight ball of coke you needed for last nights patriots game but then you realize you don't go to school so you sign up for the insane asylum located near you to ruff yourself up.
Hey Jerry! Did you pull A Serious Dick Diction last Friday, i knew you did because your face had that weird plastered color to it that only true serious dick diction's use.

Super serious

when you are trying to "do your business" but you keep hearing noises all around you.
I tried being super serious, but my mother kept walking in my room.
Super serious by 42andup January 16, 2018

Captain Serious

Published as a comic book in the 1980's Captain Serious became one of the most famous super heroes of the decade. All Captain Serious books were written and drawn by Christopher Hauschildt of Yellowknife, Canada.

Unfortunately, the series was abruptly ended at the beginning of the 90's due to Christopher coming down with a bad case of PCOS. There are rumors going around the internet that the super hero may return by 2013.

Non-Serious Relationship

The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.
Dad: Are you dating him?

Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.