Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006

shake the sheets

a phrase used to describe a man and women gettin' down and dirty in bed. also see "bed rock"

i want to shake the sheets with her all night

by bbbbbmmmmgggg November 4, 2013

skeetsauce

Rhymes with leetsauce but is the noun form of skeet, referring to cum, jizz, siemen.

I dotted her eyes with my skeetsauce.

by Woob March 5, 2004

Cope Seethe Cry

Like "Live Laugh Love" but for edgy twitter users, depressed E-couples, and other internet losers.

Dad why does the doormat say Cope Seethe Cry?

Because your mother wanted live laugh love and i said this instead.

by Jake54124 March 4, 2022

plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

Antifa Seethe

The phenomenon of seething in rage, slinging personal attacks, and verbally flailing around like a drunk which occurs in members, supporters or benefactors of Antifa when they hear someone bring up the existence of Antifa in any facet.

Woah dude you should have seen the Antifa seethe I witnessed earlier when I brought up Antifa members loving crime and theft. The person was slurring and drunk but I’ve never seen rage like that before. They started hurling personal attacks and screaming something about capitalism before I tuned them out.

by anonymous August 22, 2023