surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

Brandon Sanderson

An Asteroid.

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community

by anonymous May 23, 2022

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Sydney Sanders

an incredibly hot woman/teenager. specise mainly found in seattle doing odd things with her friends and/or sitting on a couch drinking camomille tea. emphasize HOTNESS. often used as that imaginary girl whom you had sex with while visiting "another state" and your friends "dont know her"

see bootylicouse pimp bombshell babe booty and jiggadonkadonk for more in formation.
"On my trip to San Francisco i met this girl named Sydney, she was a model, and I totaly scored" (lie).

by neyah February 20, 2005

Bernie Sanders

A great man who couldve actually made a difference if he was elected as President. But now it is too late because we voted a corrupt man who will just continue the long tradition of dividing classes and exploiting nature.

guy: Feeeell tthhee bbuuuuurrrrnnnn
other guy: where did i leave my Bernie Sanders body pillow?

by Wrath_of_razors February 12, 2021

Kernel Sanders

The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it

Omg Kernel Sanders are amazing

by Geoffry Gomul June 28, 2013

colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004