schmoo

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004

schmoo

Slang reference to the female genitalia -

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

by Tubby Csikos May 13, 2005

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

Schmoo

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

by SJ January 12, 2004

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops

Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.

by VNKbitches February 18, 2014