schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 12, 2018

Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020