Slangin' Schlong

Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.

"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."

by The Real Dink May 27, 2023

Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 12, 2018

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020