schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.

Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.

by The_Informer March 30, 2019

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.

George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

by The good listener July 27, 2019

schnitzelsteeler

Someone who steals the virginity of your german wife

Me: Bruh, you see Hansel over there?
Alexis: Yeah why?
Me: He’s a schnitzelsteeler
Alexis: WHOS DID HE STEAL?
Me: Gretel’s.

by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 25, 2020

schvitzicle

a person of Jewish descent who is dripping sweat.

David was busy outside in the heat doing yard work; now he's a schvitzicle!

by daveybh June 3, 2020

Schitznel

A made-up word that has no meaning or value and is used to make people look this up and waste their time.

Go search up Schitznel on the Urban dictionary.

by Pointless info January 29, 2021