Scat

Slang for a violent expulsion (or shotgun blast) of excrement comprised mainly of air and dry fecal matter. Often slightly painful.

BROOO I just SCATTED all over your bathroom!!

by xXwhenimechainthesumaXx February 8, 2023

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As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

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Little Scat

What hillbillies call young children.

Bob : How's Candy doin'?
Joe : Oh that little scat causes so much trouble I might have to shoot her with a rifle
Bob : Want me to beat Candy's ass?
Joe : Please.

by Nightfall the Warrior Cat December 28, 2018

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Hard Scat

Regular scat but also involves the long-term decomposition of feces to produce a more rotten or decayed substance. The rotten shit is then used for sexual paraphernalia.

Damn babe, I can’t wait to spread my composting shit all over your stupid tits; hard scat is the best!

by The Human Whisk September 16, 2019

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When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

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