runner

The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.

This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.

Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.

by scifivxn January 22, 2006

Homestar Runner

a grotesque thing or whatever it is that is horribly stoopid!!!!!!!

homestar runner is grotesque cuz "it" has no arms!!!!!

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp July 22, 2003

runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015

Runner

Someone who run's from their problems. Whether it's from a financial standpoint, arguments, or the truth.

Peter had a disagreement with Lexi but since Lexi is a runner, she didn't respond and left.

by Sonya345 April 22, 2017

Road runner syndrome

WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand

by Lucia Queena February 8, 2021

pulled a runner

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

by blorb July 22, 2014