roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.

Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting

by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Hog tie and slow roast

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

by Animesus July 10, 2019

Roasting

The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.

Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*

by Aysis March 6, 2011

Roasted

To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of

somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted

by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009

Roasts

To make fun of others in a degrading way.
Insecure people are like that.

Roasts
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved

by Urban Definitions R' Us January 18, 2018