donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

Joe Rinaldi

A Majestic figure compared to God himself and graces the world with his beauty and has a cool obsession with Pokemon and can play Guitar which is hot asf. Also he gives Joe Jobs if you ask

Dude 1: Hey dude did you see that kid Joe Rinaldi
Dude 2: Yea he gave me a Joe job last night

by NevermoreXXRaven April 13, 2025

Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com

I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.

by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025

Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.

Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!

by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015

Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.

Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!

by Noshbergh August 12, 2019

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022