reece bradford

A kid with a strangely large bowl cut, hasn’t hit puberty, and has a strange addiction to Harry Potter and other men his age. A bandwagon Duke fan

small penis with no hairs. And will forever have his v card

“I’m never hanging out with Reece Bradford"

by jaxleec March 29, 2017

urban recession

the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.

"Stanky Leg" is Word of the Day? My God, it's an urban recession!

by Charles M. February 21, 2009

Recession Obsession

The constant, incessant, obsession with the crappy economy to the extent that no one can function or think of anything else.

Bob: I can't focus because the recession is taking over my thoughts.

Steve: Dude, you have Recession Obsession.

by wyochick March 31, 2009

Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009

Recessticles

A quick shrinking of the balls in response to cold, fright, or any traumatic experience.

Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!

You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Recessticles

A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.

Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011