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The shake after you take a piss...quotejicts
Dude i just quotejicts after i pissed
by Hanabudah Bah September 13, 2010
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!quote 115

IGNORE THIS, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT, DONT TYPE IT ON CHAT, STEP ON IT, CRAP ON IT, THROW IT IN THE DUMPSTER, SHOULD BW REMOVED, AND SENT TO THE INCINERATOR!!!
by quartz89 March 24, 2022
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Tiredness Quotient

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.
John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011
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best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"
in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard
by crap November 19, 2004
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Quotev

quotev is a stupid oversensitive website. everyone is so fake and disgusting. lol im jk im not writing something like that! anyways quotev should stan shinee. the oversensitive people of quotev don't stan shinee and i feel like that is the source of our problems on q. if more of you appreciated jinki, kibum, minho, taemin, and jonghyun, maybe just maybe you'd earn respect. stan shinee whores! and yes jay made this ;)
quotev doesn't stan shinee and it shows!
by taeminswhore March 27, 2019
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air quotes

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).
Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...
by mangus June 5, 2004
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