by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009
Get the Puppy Shacklesmug. refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.
by SLATE18 May 9, 2011
Get the Muffler Puppymug. When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
Get the Blind Puppymug. When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzedmug. "ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
Get the puppy lasagnamug. by em1phobic June 10, 2021
Get the puppy snackmug. by Ballbarian August 20, 2016
Get the Lung puppiesmug.