Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

puppy lasagna

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

by em1phobic June 10, 2021

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016