Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").

Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.

by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011

puppy lasagna

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

Puppy pilled

Someone who has been taught to be subservient to a partner or bdsm master for treats and head pats.

These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy

Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter

Maya is so puppy pilled that she reacts better to whistling then her own name.

Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy

by Blood bite June 5, 2023

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017