Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 28, 2012
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Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.
My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.
by Quaker's Oats69 April 22, 2020
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Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.
by Fruitonbottom August 17, 2011
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Puppy pilled

Someone who has been taught to be subservient to a partner or bdsm master for treats and head pats.

These individuals will see then self a puppy girl/boy tho act more "dumb and rambunctious" then a un-pilled puppy

Term can be often seen in online spaces such as Twitter
Maya is so puppy pilled that she reacts better to whistling then her own name.

Michael wants me to give him a name tag with my phone number on as a treat for being a good boy
by Blood bite June 05, 2023
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puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"
"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"
by em1phobic June 10, 2021
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Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.
Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.
by Ballbarian February 29, 2016
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Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.
I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.
by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009
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