Phucken

See Pandemicia Web Phourms.

Shit! I broke the phucken komputer again!

by Deathboy Chowderhead February 9, 2003

puckerfucker

A "pitcher". Someone into giving anal.

Look at all those puckerfuckers at the rainbow flag bar.

by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

tuffted pucker butt

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

Plucked quail

The art of shaving ones ball sac to a smooth finish. Then warming the sac in lukewarm water for 5 minutes. Taking the sac and it's contents and gently placing the sac between either left or right (dominate hand preferable) hand. Put the sac between the index and the thumb. Gently advance your hand with your balls in it until your sac is tight and gives the resemblance of a freshly plucked quail.

Nate- Hey kyle, do the plucked quail.

Kyle- Okay

Nate- That is a good looking quail.

by nbrand February 20, 2011

Puck

An individual who exizibits the sexual characteristics of a man and a woman. A pussy and a dick. A puck

It's muddier than a puck out here

by Puckhucker January 18, 2014

phucktarded

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

by Anonymous January 20, 2003