self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

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Not my problem

When you open the fridge, grab something, close the fridge, and hear something fall.

"Not my problem!"

by Fucking, MEEEE May 3, 2017

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pretty girl problems

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

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problem set

The purest form of evil possible. In highschool, problem sets are sets of 20+ questions that must be printed off and done over the course of a week. Problem sets contain boring questions that often use symbols and equations that your teacher never even taught you, making them literally impossible to finish

Rick "John, wanna get high this tuesday?"

John "Cant, problem sets..."

Rick "How about the next day"

John "Problem sets"

Rick "This weekend?"

John "What dont you understand about problem sets?"

by michael94@prodigy.net September 13, 2009

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