privateseat

The place where you sit when you don't want anybody (a) to disturb you, or (b) to see you.

Please close the door, I'm on my privateseat and obviously want to be alone. (My once 5-yr old daughter used to say this when she would go potty and want to close the door).

by scott liebman November 7, 2007

Privates Investigator

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.

Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

by 12345498456 April 22, 2008

Private Dick Peter at attention

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

by pentozali February 18, 2010

private school

we wanna die and our parents forcing us to go to school is the only reason we wake up in the mornings

Mom:Larry it's time to go to private school
Larry:mom what is the reason to live life is an empty void that will always end in death

by private school girl 😜 November 9, 2019

private ownership

An ownership that is private

Private ownership

by Melufuck July 25, 2022

rear privateer

n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate."

Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Pity Private

When you take an ugly/fat/nasty webcam girl to private because you feel bad for her.

The cam girl was so nasty I gave her a Pity Private.

by T.Edwards January 28, 2007