pedophile priests

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004

Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.

Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"

by ChairiePi February 22, 2011

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010

Nicole Priest

Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL

Guy-She's amazing man, she has to be an angel!
Guy 2- Ohh, Nicole Priest? :) <3

by Mr. Lara November 28, 2010

presenting

when a gay shows his ass to sum1

holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes

by botaf November 11, 2003

Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo

1.) An exclamation bound to get attention, no matter what the surrounding situation due to its many syllables, and the fact that it ends with "yo".
2.) A way to say whoah, crap, holy crap, shit, fuck, damn, etc. without being offensive, but well expressed in its own right.

1.) ::guy walks in door:: "Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!"
Other guy: What's wrong?
Guy: I just got off the phone with my mom. Dad's in jail again.

2.) ::the back of some guy's house falls off::
Some Guy: Judas Freaking A Priest, Yo!

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!

At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'

by whiteley January 15, 2010