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Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.
Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.
by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023
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Pork Puss

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Pork Twister

When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
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Pork Funnel

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...
by BBErections June 17, 2019
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Pork Winkie

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.
by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009
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Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.
Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Pork Chopplers

Pork Chopplers is something you call your girlfriend. However, this does not mean she is a certified Pork chop. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Usually a Pork Chopplers is a dime piece female who loves her man and keeps him happy at all times by consistntly keeping his belly full and his balls empty.
I love my Pork Chopplers. She sucks me fucks me and feeds me!!!!
by Party Paul March 13, 2013
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