asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008

pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

Joint Point

In the northeastern corner of Schenley High School, a smell of weed like no other provides comfort for the students as they go about their day. Due to the spectacularly strong aromas that always fill the boy and girl bathrooms surrounding that corner, it has recently been dubbed joint point, and is now the official title of that specific corner used by all students. Recently the bathrooms that this smell originates in, have had their doors chained open allowing the smell to be even stronger and more inviting.

Johny Biggs strolled past joint point and got a good whiff of pure comfort, ensuring today is going to be a good day for Johny Biggs.

by Sara Hannah April 13, 2008

pointy-head

1. A person who, whilst most likely possessing above-normal intelligence, nevertheless annoys the living crap out of their friends and acquaintances due to a tendency to expound ad infinitum upon uninteresting topics, using lots of long words.

1. "Oi, that person wot wrote the definition for 'pointy-head' in urbandictionary.com, she's a bit of a bloody pointy-head, isn't she?"

by Em Johnson August 23, 2005

inspiration point

noun A term popularized in the old television series "Happy Days". It's the place where the boys took their girls in their cars to make out. In those days, that's all they did. Nowadays, inspiration point would be littered with condom
wrappers. No longer in popular usage among those 40 and under.

I took that bitch up to inspiration point!

by rich rick March 30, 2010

cool points

A system that describes how cool a person is. Whenever a person does something good or bad they gain or lose cool points

You be losing cool points.

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003