The Pearl

A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.

The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.

by Pe6o August 31, 2008

Pearson

adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.

Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.

by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009

Grand Pearl Pooh-bah

After completing a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah in Hexic for the xbox360 you then have sex with 50 girls in 2 minutes, only sticking your dick in 49 of them. On the 50th you cum on her face while yelling "Grand Pearl Pooh-bah bitch!". Similar to the Sassafrass method (see Sassafrass).

The only way that geek Peter will ever have sex is if he completes a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah.

by Grand Pooh-Bah October 17, 2006

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.

"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."

by Chi Chi Pee Pee November 6, 2018

Pearland

A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.

The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1

Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.

Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!

by champ10' January 1, 2011

bomb pearl harbor

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.

Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.

by Hawaii Person May 21, 2004