Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008

dutch puff

to inhale a puff of weed (via a joint or bong) then having a penis fully inserted (also known as deepthroat) into your mouth for at least 5 seconds.

I was so happy when my boyfriend let me do a dutch puff with him.

by lappytoppyisagayword May 13, 2009

Puff Lick Pass

The "Puff Lick Pass", or PLP, is the act of smoking a blunt while eating a girl out. named for the action of

-Taking a puff of the blunt
-Then licking the aforementioned girl's pussy for a bit
-While licking, the blunt is passed to the girl in question to enjoy.

there you have it. the Puff Lick Pass

Guy: come on baby, let me get at that sweet pussy

Girl: only if you plan on some Puff Lick Pass. i dont let just ANYBODY get at my goodies homeboy.

by ThaMaddHatter December 21, 2010

puff oven

when you are having anal sex with any living being and then they fart on your dick

bobby: omg my dick fells awesome inside your ass, but what is that smell?

fernando: oh sorry bro, i just farted

bobby: PUFF OVEN!

by DJK609 August 17, 2011

Puff Puss

A flabby, meaty pussy. Hallmarked by meaty beef curtains.

Love eating a puff puss. So wet!

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Puff Puff

The name of the character who was voiced by internet star Ray William Johnson in the cartoon band Your Favorite Martian, He is classified as the main singer in the band. The characters full name is Puff-Puff Humbert, But is mostly called Puff or Puff-Puff.

Yo Puff Puff is a great singer ain't he?

by Radin Happier October 20, 2022

PETA-Puffer

A hipster so brainwashed he is bordering sheep status and automatically buys into anything PETA says without doing any of his own research.

Tom is a Peta-Puffer, PETA said that dogs aren't meant to be pets so he let his loose in the forest.

by Meatymeatymeat August 28, 2014