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Pervert

someone who's weird in a sexual way..anime
Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?

Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.

Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
by booty bopper August 18, 2024
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pervertizer

someone who seduces children to have sex with him in a very unpleasant manner
- have you heard of mike?
- yeah, it turned out he's pervertizer!!
by Antispark April 16, 2008
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Pervert

Someone who is a gross weirdo in the best way possible. This is the kind of person you wouldn’t want your future kids hanging out with.
Dill- “that kid is such a sick cunt”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”

Bill- “did you see what joey did last night

Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”

Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted
by Pat Ryan June 5, 2021
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Pervert

look at that pervert with his beer in his and and his porn on tv.
by .Imp May 11, 2021
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A Pervert

you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...
P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022
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pervert house

a place where perverts come together and stare at busty women.
"oh my god, caps place is a total pervert house."
by bensonhedges February 6, 2014
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Pervert

A person who is Sexually attracted to Big boobs and Ass.. Specifically obsessed to close friends body..
by bakayaro May 6, 2018
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