Pertising

To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax

Sam was out pertising for so long last night that his wife had a go at him

by The train fingerer July 8, 2022

Pertrute

A person that is filled with hatred and jealousy.

"His friend was pertrute when he didn't win the competition."

by gurlya August 4, 2022

Pertishka

Beautiful eyes
Great personality
This person is a one of a kind hard to find, once you find them do not let go cause you will regret it!
They love dogs and animals.
Will do anything for their loved ones no matter what. Family over friends :)
Make the most out the time you spend with this person

Pertishka : Hi
Rando: You're so Beautiful

by Restive Acrostic November 11, 2022

Pertishka

Your are Beautiful Amazing One of a Kind True Gem, If one could describe you in One Word BLESSING, you deserve flowers everyday and everything you desire, Just Remember Your Unique and you don't have to change yourself or your personality for anyone, You Are Just Perfect Just The Way You Are Remember That.

RANDOM: Hey
Pertishka: Hii, how are you?
RANDOM: I MISS YOU SO MUCH 😭

by Restive Acrostic November 11, 2022

pertini

one of the most loved presidents of the Italian republic

wow you're such a Pertini
word up lmao

by vieniconme December 31, 2022

Pertile

A last name that can be used to describe crazy ppl or ppl with a lot of mental disabilities and cant forget the anger issues. If its not obvious Im a pertile everyone has adhd in my family and a few ppl have dyslexia and dysgraphia. My whole grade is scared of me

Boy 1: xxxxxxxx pertile hit me really hard and it hurt a lot.
Xxxxxxxx's friend: youll get used to it I deal w it daily.
Xxxxxxxx's other friend: yeah you just have to meet her other side
Boy 2: what other side
Xxxxxxxx's friend: the side that will be saying "stawp my brain hurts" and other dumb shit bc she cant focas

by Adumbassbitch January 11, 2023

Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.

The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.

by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023