Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

pencil

an object often used to write with while some people use it for other means, commonly used by stalkers for anything they believe necessary, often noting the names of the people and dates

Jack:I can't wait til i see Jess and i've got a pencil in hand
"friend":Why, so you can write stuff with her?
Jack:No(looks coyly) i have other plans

by JEIASANTAI April 15, 2006

pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel

1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem

by Ren July 4, 2004

Pencil Whip

The act of untruthful scoring in golf.

Jeff Kuhns. When in a tournament you shoot a 76 but you "pencil whip" your competitor by making him sign a 72 on your scorecard. A.K.A. the Jeff Kuhns Special.

by Mike Watts October 6, 2008

pencil rave

A pencil rave is a fairly new term for a rave commited by someone without any rave equipment. Instead of glow sticks, they use pencils. Because they have evolved beyond the level of needy "conventional" ravers, they do not require or possess ecstacy. They can drink gallons of water, but it is often best to keep a pencil rave as simple as possible. All you really need are pencils and loud music. Techno or rap will do fine.

"You ready for the pencil rave!"

"Yeah, man, I just got a new set of papermates and a DAFT PUNK cd!"

"Party on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by viethra April 27, 2009

The Pencil Test

In the days of racial segregation in Africa, people of mixed races, or those who looked like they were of mixed race were subjected to the penicl test to decide what race they were. A pencil was placed in thier hair, and should it fall through they were classified as white, and were given the priveliges that were assocciated with white people. Should the pencil not fall through thier hair, they were classified as black and treated as such.

The pencil test was humiliating, and even if someone were to be classified as white, they would still not be totally accepted, and would instead be refered to as 'coloured'.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009