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psychiatrist

A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.

Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.

Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:

Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning

Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime

THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
by Joan M May 17, 2007
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Psychic Email

When you read an email, intend to write back but forget or delay too long, yet assume the person knew that you would answer or had answered.
"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."

"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"
by chataholic April 16, 2010
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Paychology

The Formation of a group that explores the reason why bitches be paying for our shit
Paul: Dude you are so paychology now
Doug: yea boi im slightly gay
by Lenoid james November 11, 2010
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Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.
The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009
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psychic vampire

a vampire how can go in to the sun light but dos not drink blood but emoshin, or enrgey, and some times thots but thats gist super stishin^^
danm...i'm so diered but i jist ate 5 candy bars i think bobs a psychic vampire....
by black winged girl May 13, 2005
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Pachika

The sound you make when you loose your virginity.
guy: OK, im gonna stick it in now, are you sure your ready?
girl: uh huh
-PACHIKA-
by TemariAbridged January 25, 2009
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psychic vampire

A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005
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