Paradise

Paradise is really cool. She likes cats, dogs and pickles. She is the coolest person ever and paradise typically has lots of friends. Paradise is really pretty and has a beautiful personality and anyone would be lucky to be her friend.

Hey look guys it’s paradise.

by Cool_man32 May 29, 2022

Paradise

This word, pronounced pair-a-dice, is typically used by a money gambler who's winning their game (not always dice). This creates a rush of adrenalin creating an elated state of mind (Heavenly) where the possibilities of what they could do or where they could go are limitless or endless (Sky's the Limit). Some might say that this gambler is buying a stairway to heaven.

Bob told his wife that he was on his way to Paradise and wouldn't be home for dinner.

by The Sickologist May 31, 2022

Paradise

If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie?

Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.

And that's the point of the GAME! It's not to prove that I don't deserve to be here (which is what people tend to think I'm trying to do and the approach that everyone else seems to have taken). It's to prove that HERE is where I say it is. Is playing God fun? I don't get to do it because I'm not you (in aggregate) but deciding what is 'truth' would be convenient. Oh! I got another good one! Ok, why do you think people respond to honesty with murderous rage and antipathy? Hell. People hate that shit here. And that 'demon' shit is dumb. You're a dumb shit and that's not what I meant by 'part of the cage.' They're aren't extra bad people in Hell that are worse than everyone else. That's why you die. That's why your kids die. To remind you that even in Hell you're still equal to the people you despise. A lot of distractions too. 'DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE hApPy?' I want to be out of the the thing I am in and that will make me happy. Are you going to let me out of the thing I'm in? ....................Hello? HelloOoOo? No? Ok I guess I'll just sit here then... Hmm... What else? You could say 'It's just how you perceive it' but that sounds like some postmodernist subjective reality bulls... That's not an argument, btw, it doesn't need to for you to do what I want you to do... Sorry, I was watching something. Where was I?.... I lost my train of thought. Something about paradise or whatever... I'll come back to it. I'm running out of characters.

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Parisian

Parisian

Parisian It’s Facts.

by Anonymousfactsbro January 24, 2023

paradise virus

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.

my mom got the paradise virus and she's on life support

by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

paradicmatic

You can use "paradicmatic" and "exemplary" synonymously.

"Did you see Max get viciously defeated by Toni in their chess match?"
"Yeah, Toni beat him in a paradicmatic fashion!"

by Literary_mastermind_of_bavaria January 29, 2024