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paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.
"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"
by paddyspec August 30, 2025
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Stat Paddying

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"
Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me
by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021
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Paddy-waggler

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018
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Paddy Potato Syndrome

Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.
Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.
by sgmc81 July 20, 2018
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Paddy Field

A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.
Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.

If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?
by Luke M January 26, 2006
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Lar and paddy

Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!
by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021
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Paddy’s Luck Buck

A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.
I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!
by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025
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