potting

South African local vernacular for " Whats happening " or " What's up" . This term has no gardening connotation whatsoever!

what's potting up in London?

by Hatset September 5, 2006

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Petting Zoo

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.

by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018

Putinium

An alternative name for the compound Polonium-210 that was used to kill a critic of the Putin Administration in London. Polonium is so rare or a naturally occuring radioactive Isotope that it has to be created. The sheer gall of the action, however, is nothing in comparison to the big picture. Russia is but a shadow of what the USSR once was; they are in essence a third world country with no real infrastructure of consequence. On top of this assasination, two Anti-Putin Journalists were also killed. The Bear is not buried at all; it lays silent in the shadows, wounded, angry, and above all, dangerous.

The Putinium (Polonium-210) used in the assassination of the former KGB operative in London was traced back to a Russian Nuclear plant. Go figure.....1918 replay....the Bear Rising.

by Ironbrand February 1, 2007