why don't you stay at home more often

A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.

1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.

B: Why don't you stay at home more often?

2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?

by vivauganda February 22, 2011

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to whack off early and often!

by eda-skip June 12, 2022

often

This is one of the most mispronounced words in the English Language. It should rhyme with "coffin". It isn't "off-ten".

Person A: How off-ten do you read?
Person B: Apparently you read too much, since it is "often", not "off-ten"!
Person B: (writes "listen" on a piece of paper) How to you pronounce this word?
A: Listen. it has a silent T.
B: Then why do you pronounce it in "often"?

by Urine Corporation March 31, 2013

Otter Pop Squat

Having a frozen Otterpop put in girls ass once thawed squat over your face and let thawed otter pop drain in to your mouth.

That bitch is so fine I would let her do an otter pop squat.

by JonBoypepsi October 16, 2008

Oftenly

Because fork Merriam-Webster.

I oftenly eat donuts.

by Oftenlyisaword December 1, 2019

otterpops

An otter's - hairy, thin, gale male's - penis. Often used in reference to fellatio.

I am going to go unwrap a couple otterpops and get my protein for the day.

by Hene August 7, 2007

ottersexerupper

one who has sex with otters. or gives oral fellatio to otters. in general, one who gives otters any kind of sexual pleasure

"OH snap, Katelin is an ottersexerupper!"

by Whoreface June 27, 2006