To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2023
I decided to take a Sherman in the dorm room next door because I did not want to clog my own toilet.
by Brokowski May 28, 2009
When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.
I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"
by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019
Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!
Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!
Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!
Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
by yopugiscool June 03, 2014
by PK Hotdog July 17, 2006
by A mothafuckkin starfish April 03, 2014