Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

by Wisdom of an og October 23, 2020

mitch match

On April 30, 2019 you will wear different types of clothes or just in general Mitch match if you real one

If you don’t mitch match then you a bitch “ it’s mitch match”

by Kinglujay25 April 27, 2019

Ill Mitched

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

by me March 13, 2003

rusty mitch

when you you and your buddy fuck your girlfriend in the ass, than use ur shit covered dicks to play tic tac toe on her back.

me and my buddy got my girlfriend drunk and rusty mitched her.

by 69yourmommy March 25, 2009

Mitch Slap

A very weak bitch slap. Often done jokingly, but occassionally a serious gesture.

That was one serious mitch slap, I bet you didn't even feel it.

by Fenbers February 12, 2010

Mitch Reames

A bro who is amazingly chill.

bro lets hang with Mitch Reames hes chill

by Brochacho69 October 26, 2010

A Mitch and T

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"

"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!

by Carlos R. [ramrod] August 27, 2008